That's So State

WHEN SOMEONE ASKS IF I’M GOING OUT TONIGHT

WHEN MY ROOMMATE WALKS IN ON ME DRUNK EATING

SUNDAY POLLOCK BRUNCH

WHEN GUMBYS FORGETS YOUR EXTRA MARINARA SAUCE

WALKING HOME FROM FRATLAND

WHEN YOUR FRIEND GETS A HAYRIDE DATE

IF YOU BOTH HAVE ONE

IF YOU’RE STILL SINGLE

AFTER RE-STARTING ANOTHER DIET

WHEN PEOPLE TALK ABOUT US ON THE RADIO, TV, FACEBOOK, TWITTER, ETC…

WHEN SOMEBODY ASKS ME MY OPINION ABOUT EVERYTHING

HEARING PEOPLE UNDERESTIMATE HOW QUICKLY WE WILL RECOVER